I’m not crazy I just want to kill people. Everybody does but when I tell people they get weirded out how in depth I go into it. If I’m gonna kill people I’ll be as in depth as possible.
Am I the only person who thinks the car is ten times bigger than it actually is? I’m fine with driving but when I park I have a series of heart attacks. I fucking hate parking. Everyone just needs to stay away from my car.